Heart Of My Own, Burn It Down Low

So Pif and I figured out how to fix Glee. We're writing an episode where a rumor goes around that Puck and Kurt slept together, and Kurt is pissed because he thinks Puck is gross, but Puck is stoked because Kurt is obviously way out of his league. And then Mercedes, Brittany and Santana get poly gay married, Mercedes sings an Iron Maiden song, and Artie gets hit by a meteor and vaporized.

I know, I know. Don't rush to all offer us lucrative television writing jobs at once, now.